Looking For Love
I'm going to try internet dating. It was Doc's idea, but I think it may be a good one. Here's the add I plan on posting:
"Tall, dark, lanky, non-smoking male seeks voluptous bride to share a long death with. I enjoy moonlit strolls on Normandy Beach, romantic candle-lit funerals, and regular boning. Intelligence is not required but housekeeping abilities are a must. No pets, especially monkeys. I am gainfully employed in the population-control industry and have a truly unique brand-new home (designed and built by Frank Lloyd Wright) overlooking an enchanted misty river. "
What do you think? I spent a long time on it. I'm sure I'll get some responses. Who could resist that? It sounds so good I could call myself!
Your #1 lady-killer,
Pimp daddy G.
"Tall, dark, lanky, non-smoking male seeks voluptous bride to share a long death with. I enjoy moonlit strolls on Normandy Beach, romantic candle-lit funerals, and regular boning. Intelligence is not required but housekeeping abilities are a must. No pets, especially monkeys. I am gainfully employed in the population-control industry and have a truly unique brand-new home (designed and built by Frank Lloyd Wright) overlooking an enchanted misty river. "
What do you think? I spent a long time on it. I'm sure I'll get some responses. Who could resist that? It sounds so good I could call myself!
Your #1 lady-killer,
Pimp daddy G.
posted by TwistedNoggin | 2:25 PM
2 Comments:
Hilarious!
I wonder: If you really put that on the internet - What sort of people would reply? (Because you know they would)
I wasn't just joking. I really did post it on a dating site, along with the same pic that is at the top of the blog. No one replied, though. I was severely dissapointed.
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